SWEDISH CHEF

Sumeteeme-a eruoond zee yeer 2000, a cuoople-a ooff zee seneeur pesturs in
Guldee, Culuredu begun tu meet veekly tu prey fur zee ceety ooff Guldee.
Zeey preyed fur a pooerffool ooootpuooreeng ooff Gud¹s spureet und uneety
emung zee denumeeneshuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Oofer zee yeers thet
veekly preyer teeme-a groo tu incumpess zee mejureety ooff choorches in
Guldee. In lete-a Fell 2004, zee yuoot durecturs in toon begun meeteeng
veekly tu shere-a zeeur hupes und dreems fur zee yuoot in zee Guldee erea.
Qooeeckly zeey reeleezed thet Gud hed geefee zeem ell zee seme-a feesiun-
oone-a ooff uneety. Bork bork bork! In Febrooery ooff 2005, zeey held a
cummooneety veede-a Sooper Bool perty. Bork bork bork! By lete-a spreeng,
zee meessiun, feesiun, treeel, neme-a, und speceeffic prugremmeeng peeeces
hed beee determeened. Bork bork bork! Zee indeefidooel yuoot leeders vere-a
meeteeng veet seneeur pesturs, fuloonteers und oozeers tu telk ebuoot hoo tu
fooncshun es a cummooneety-veede-a, yuoot meenistry. Bork bork bork! Zeey
begun cesteeng zee feesiun tu zee yuoot und tryeeng tu prepere-a zeem fur
zee upcumeeng chunges. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Dooreeng zee soommer, zee
fuloonteers begun tu gu thruoogh sume-a cumbeened treeening. In Oogoost
2005, zee fereeuoos yuoot gruoops vere-a ³cunceled² permunently, und ³Zee
Escent² ves burn. Bork bork bork!